WFNY Podcast: A Must Win Sunday?
September 17, 2010BREAKING: Columbus Clippers Clinch International League Title!
September 17, 2010It’s been about a minute since we rolled out our last t-shirt over at the WFNY Swag shop. But with the Browns season full go, we’ve become a bit inspired by one Peyton Hillis.
That said, we have gone into the WFNY graphic hopper and come up with the design to your right. High resolution, meaning great image quality. American Apparel t-shirt, meaning great thread quality. Put these two together and you have WFNY’s latest shirt, paying homage to the Browns No. 40 and his ability to carry defenders downfield.
To celebrate the roll-out of the Hillis T, we’re going to do it the right way by letting you break out the poetry skills.
Let’s have your best Browns haiku below. There may or may not be a bonus for Hillis references. Winner will be picked at 8am on Monday and announced in the WWW.
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Hillis is a beast
Who feasts on DBs — we pray
Hold onto the rock
What the hell was that?
Why, Peyton Hillis, of course!
THUN-DER! is rollin’
Delhomme throws it to
Texas Chainsaw Massaquai
First touchdown this year
Jerome screwed me so.
Five fantasy points for me.
Hillis as a flex?
Browns football is here
Peyton Hillis is in town
Take the Steelers down
I think he should be
fumbling the football instead.
Shirt accurate, then.
Did We Lose Again?
That is what Sports Center said,
There’s always next year.
Hillis you stole the spotlight
Cleveland now relies on you
Thank you, Josh Cribbs
The Hill-is alive
with the sound of HUT-HUT-HIKE!
von Trapp FTW
give forty the rock
no need to block everyone
forty knocks them down
Hillis open deep,
Here’s Brady Quinn with the throw
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Peyton raging forth,
Tearing linemen asunder,
Heart like this city.
Hillis, t-shirts, and
haikus. These are a few of
My favorite things.
Great, now I’m gonna be singing showtunes for the rest of the day…
Superstar left town
Do you think I care at all?
Nope, its Browns season!
Scott is a homer
Bobcats end prior’s heisman hopes
Let’s go Ohio
The Freight Train Cometh
Opposing Lineman Cower
Hillis For The Win
Vickers Mate
Kills All Linemen
Hillis is Gangster
Let’s watch “The Hillis”,
Wife Turns it to MTV,
NO! PEYTON HILL-IS!
Jeff Schwartz clearly does
not exactly understand
what a haiku is
G. Coleman would say,
“What you talkin’ ’bout Hillis?”,
If he saw him play
INELIGIBLE
Have a taste of my
shoulder pad of destruction.
Oops, where’d the ball go?
RIP Gary Coleman
Your attempt to tug at our heart strings will not help you win the shirt, REEP.
To win this contest
I gotta bring the Thunder.
See what I did there?
Harrison clamors:
“I can do that equally well.”
Mangini derides.
haha…is it 5 o’clock yet? If I don’t find something to do for the next 50 minutes I’m going to be thinking of haikus the whole time….if anything else so riveting pops in my head I’ll share.
Hillis storms down field
Crushing all in his path, BUT
He forgot the ball
Ladies love Hillis
Wife met him at Training Camp
She can’t stop drooling
Hillis and Mays Hayes
White Thunder and Black Hammer
These guys play for keeps
updated version of #22:
Peyton and Jerome
White Thunder and Black Hammer
These guys plays for Cleve(land)
Haikus are easy;
They don’t have to make sense or
rhyme. Peyton Hillis.
Hillis roughs guys up
Says “I’m a man, I’m 40!”
Mike Gundy style
Haikus getting stale.
Why don’t we try limericks?
There once was a . . . what?
Which pathetic team
Glorifies a backup back?
Just the Cleveland Browns
Scrappy scrappy man
Scrappy scrappy scrappy man
Scrappy scrappy scrap
There once was a man from the broncos,
who made it his mission to rock foes,
who get in his way,
he’ll make them all pay,
but as far as footballs he may drop those.
Sorry let me edit that:
There was a man, came from the broncos,
who made it his mission to rock foes,
who get in his way,
he’ll make them all pay,
but as far as footballs he may drop those.
that was for Mr
Cleaveland. my haiku is up
higher on the page
Jerome should start games
Hillis emphatically
should finish the games
Re: #36
It’s over! Book it! Nasty Nate FTW! The greatest limerick in the history of this, or any other, Cleveland sports website! We’re talkin’ WFNY Ring of Honor nomination, baby! Or at least tee him up!
/Don’t know what the hell #37 was all about.
Thunder rumbles
As snow flies;
A frozen lake thawed
By the rare warmth of December victory
A brown that is tough
What took so crennel stroll long
Hillis beats the chiefs
The haiku theme is so played
One thousand dollars
to anyone who will punch
Lebron in the face
Rise, O orange and Brown;
Down the gullet, pound the rock;
Thunder up the gut.
Unstoppable Force
Immovable Object
Browns First Down
Woooo Pig Hog Hillis
Big Brown Thunder Hit and Run
Denver Crys Browns Win!
FUMBLER!
Driving wind and snow;
Careful footing laid to rest;
Dawson for the win.