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April 21, 2010The most excellent folks at Fresh Brewed Tees have rolled out a new design for one of their (completely organic) shirts. Given last night’s barrage of clutch three-balls by Jamario Moon, we thought it would be fitting to give one away to the readers.
And since the Zydrunas Ilgauskas contest was such a hit, we will do it up once again. Haikus, kids….
Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Topic? Anything Bulls-Cavs series. Carte blanche, assuming it is within the family friendly guidelines of this here site. Contest will end at 9AM tomorrow where I’ll select a random winner that will be notified via While We’re Waiting. In the meantime, visit Fresh Brewed Tees to scope out their other designs.
Getcha poetry ready…
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Chicago fans whine,
even worse than Les Levine.
CAVALIERS SWEEP TIME!
Moon money from deep.
Puttin’ the Cavs up by three.
Time to pack your bags.
Hey Noah, pack your bags.
We are knocking down Goosies.
And we can’t be beat.
LeBron will take us.
He’s the King for a reason.
Just call him Jesus.
You know what we think?
Cleveland does not like you either,
Try to win a game.
chicago will lose.
they might think they can beat us
but thay’re mistaken
They used to beat us
Now the tide has turned round
do it for Ehlo
Cavs verse Bulls; Playoffs
Cavs slay Bulls in Playoffs, then
Cavs eat Steak dinners.
They ask bout Kobe,
But the King just laughs, and says;
That dude don’t know me.
It’s a bird, a plane.
Nope, just goose and LBJ;
Droppin treys on you.
Shaq-dies and Le-breeze,
Represent for the C-L-E.
You stand no chance; see.
The Cavs threw the hammer down
as they always do
deep in the Q
on Noah and his crew