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May 1, 2015Today is May 1. It is often known as May Day or International Workers Day. It has nothing to do with April 1, which is known as April Fools Day. Unfortunately, nobody told that to Ohio State quarterback Cardale Jones.
Here’s how Jones, a soon-to-be redshirt junior who flirted with entering the 2015 NFL Draft, began the tweet-thread that took Ohio by storm.
It was a rough decision but I think it's best for me, like to thank OSU for this amazing opportunity but my time here has came to an end 😔
— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) May 1, 2015
OK, sure, Jones might be transferring. That’s humongous news. He’d still have some more time of eligibility somewhere. But it’s awful late for some major transfer news.
— Cardale Jones (@Cardale7_) May 1, 2015
— Cardale Jones (@Cardale7_) May 1, 2015
Jones even complemented his Akron Zips decision with a fresh new Twitter pic and cover photo. He was “All-In” on Terry Bowden and the perhaps soon-to-be-called Ohio Polytechnic Institute. Or so we thought.
MAY FOOLS 😂
— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) May 1, 2015
Well someone had to add a spark to your timeline 😂
— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) May 1, 2015
I don't tweet to entertain or humor you, if you didn't find my joke funny, SUCKS TO BE YOUUUUU 😂May Fools
— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) May 1, 2015
Cardale … why? Ohio fans should recall that the LeBron James decision to return occurred on a seemingly quiet Friday afternoon back in July with a tweet from Sports Illustrated. There was no reason for us not to believe Cardale at first.
A little quick search on Wikipedia also uncovered that May 1, 1776 is also the date of the establishment of the Illuminati. So stay woke, folks. Watch out for Cardale Jones on Twitter at all times.
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I watched this unfold man do people overreact!
It’s also No Pants Day!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Pants_Day
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