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May 23, 2014I hesitated before even posting this, but I concluded that I just had to talk about it based on my conclusion. First, see if you can follow this. Channing Crowder was defending Miami based on some comments that Charles Barkley made about Cleveland after Bill Simmons trashed the Cavs for winning the draft lottery. Did you follow the whole middle school train of “he said, he said, he said?”
So anyway, Channing Crowder is apparently on the radio in Miami on the Kup and Crowder show on WQAM and he said the following after trashing the city for being dirty, ugly and having women who resemble the men.
“They call Jersey the armpit of America? Cleveland’s the anus of America, it’s the booty… and the little fans are little hemorrhoids all around the edge.”
I didn’t actually hear the clip, so I can’t tell if he was joking or ranting or trying to say it in some kind of playful way. What I do know is that Channing Crowder is pretty stupid to try and hammer Cleveland because of comments Charles Barkley made. If he’s got a problem with Barkley’s statement, he should take it up with him, not Cleveland.
This would be like if I said Channing Crowder is the worst radio personality in the world (for example) and I think Jim Rome is better, but instead of attacking me for saying he stinks, Crowder would instead attack Jim Rome?
It almost makes me feel sorry for him. This guy didn’t even know who attacked him and he took it out on Cleveland. Maybe Charles Barkley can speak more slowly next time so as not to confuse poor Channing Crowder.
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Who?
Post his twitter feed so we can send him death threats (Kidding!)
Who?
Haha beat me to it.
Channing Crowder can suck the farts out of my a**.
Isn’t Crowder the guy who admitted to urinating in his uniform before games?
Who? lol I’ve been called many things but never a hemorrhoid… until now
Miami makes me root for Global Warming.
Yep, hard to take a guy seriously when his own hometown sports station gives him a plaque that is mocking him.
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Oh wait, that Channing Crowder, who doesn’t know where London, England is located and pisses in his pants.
Then Miami is the Herpie of America,…… see I can do it too. Who names their child Channing Crowder anyway? Enjoy your swamp ass this Summer Mr. Crowder
I’ve never heard of this gentleman but I disagree with his opinions about my city.
If this is true, New Jersey must sell be the armpit.
I’m sorry but “little fans”? Clearly young Channing has not been paying attention to the abundance of girth during his visits to the Dawg Pound, thus making his ramblings completely irrelevant.
ok, just because Friday is Nerd Club day … is “herpie” the singular or plural?
She was great in “The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh,” but Stockard Channing is dead to me now after these comments.
Oh yeah? Well it takes one to know one, Canned Chowder!
/high-fives fellow 7th graders in school yard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlkn9cHWxY
Sticks and stones…
I don’t agree with his comments. But being from Miami, having family that lives in your city…. and having visited several times over the past five years and attending a couple Dolphins/Browns games, I will say some of your fans and policy’s are absolutely atrocious! Never have I dealt with more disrespectful people anywhere for any games I traveled, not even for NY JETS games!!! I won’t even go into the things that people said to me and the people I brought with me. Then this retarded policy where you can’t even have a stinking red solo cup within a 300 foot (maybe more) OUTSIDE the stadium!??!?! This cop was going to arrest me for having a solo cup that had WATER in it!!!! I think your city gets a bit of a bad rap and I honestly have for the most part enjoyed my visits but would I want to live there over South Florida??? Never in a million years…. In fact your own citizens look at me cross eyed when I visit and tell them I’m on vacation! Lol
PS. The name of this site is WAITING FOR NEXT YEAR!!! LOL seriously??? You people set yourself up for the crap you get!!
It’s called a sense of humor, which is a necessity for any north coaster.
Via a friend: “I just went through Crowder’s career. He went 0-3 against the Browns, including 0-2 in Cleveland. He lost to Trent Dilfer, Derek Anderson, and Colt McCoy. Which should be impossible. So remind me who the anus is?”
Cool story, bro.
Sorry, I can’t take someone seriously who refers to things as “retarded.” Grow up.
You forgot something…
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4203658/mustaine-cool-story-bro-o.gif
I get it man, honestly I do, and it’s funny… But if your are cracking on your own franchises what do you expect the rest of the nation to do?
Sorry Julie I didn’t mean to offend with using the word retarded, force of habit I guess. I was not trying to be rude, and while some may find that word to be crass I don’t think it’s as horrible as you imply. I will attempt to use a more mature word.. here is an example: I cannot take someone seriously who tries to imply that ones maturity level is based on the use of a word such as the one used, and someone who actually takes the time to write that is FUCKTARDED, now THAT! was an immature response. 🙂
So if a sports blog started in 2008 had a more serious name, people wouldn’t make fun of Cleveland? Okay.
In that case, DBN has his name written all over it.
Fail
I would but that guy is going incognito these days
It’s what herbie got after those minis made
Why are you reading this blog again?
take my like sir.
I’m guessing he did a google search for “things that Channing Crowder said today that I can comment about on the internet” and this came up.