After Earth starring Will Smith is “Completely unengaging on every level.” – Brian Spaeth – WFNY Podcast – 2013-05-31

We normally do spoiler free podcasting at least for a few minutes, but there’s just no point. You shouldn’t see this film. You should just listen to us talk about the idiocy. And even then don’t go see it. It’s not even bad enough to be good. Here’s a rundown of what we discussed.

• After Earth and just how horrible a movie it is
• The Happening and whether we were in on the joke or not
• M Night Shyamalan’s career arc
• Rain Rain Go Away by Isaac Asimov
• Shyamalan and whether or not he has people to tell him “no.”
• Jaden Smith and not wanting to smash him
• Tri-Chopsticks and the obsession with Asian culture
• Will Smith and put him in a chair with no personality for the whole film
• This is a Jaden Smith movie
• Cipher Raige is a sci-fi name for a bad parody movie
• A planet that evolved to kill humans after all the humans left
• The accent of the characters in the movie
• The final line in the movie attempting to give levity for the only time in the entire movie
• The bird and just how bad it was
• A complete failure
• Checkpoint storytelling
• Snake equivalent of a flying bird
• CGI was really bad
• Completely unengaging on every level

Brian’s previous use of “Ranger Corps” in his movie Who Shot Mamba?

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