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I don’t believe in curses except when I do. I’ve said it a thousand times. Luck, jinxes and things of that nature are good in theory, but if they actually existed, I’d be a rich man because I would use them constantly for personal gain. Then again, if it doesn’t cost me anything to pretend like curses are real, why shouldn’t I just be a good little boy and play along?
With that in mind as much as I love Joe Haden, I am proposing every Browns fan votes for Aaron Rodgers in this year’s Madden Cover vote. An overwhelming victory for Rodgers is actually the highest sign of affection that Browns fans can give to the runaway favorite Cleveland Browns player this side of Josh Cribbs.
So that’s all I have for you. I’m still very proud of what Browns fans accomplished a year ago when we vaulted Peyton Hillis onto the cover of Madden. We proved just how badly we wanted to win something… anything. When it was in our grasp we went out and did it. We don’t have anything else to prove in that respect.
So just in case, you know, curses are even remotely real, let’s just protect Joe Haden and vote for Aaron Rodgers.
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Done and done. But if we’re believing in curses, shouldn’t we be all-in on Rodgers just for the first round, with the remainder of our effort focused intently on Polamalu and/or Rice?
The beauty of this whole process is that Tim Tebow will undoubtedly find himself on the cover, wearing a Broncos uniform, all the while playing back-up something for another team. It might just be the thing that breaks the Madden curse once and for all – and who better to be breaking curses?
I could care less about who gets the cover….as long as it’s not Joe. Voting for Rodgers and spreading the word!
Agree… I consider myself the least superstitious person I know, and I want nothing to do with the Madden cover ever again.
We’ll have to overcome the 40 million votes for Joe that are streaming in from Wisconsin.
Can we vote for Randy Lerner?
We should have traded him (Peyton) when they found out he was going to make the cover…
Wisconsin doesn’t have 40 million anything (except maybe cows)
That wouldn’t happen. Remember back when Favre was on the cover as a Packer but then was traded to the Jets? Once he signed, they changed the cover to him in a Jets uniform. They would put Tebow in a Jet uniform.
Not this again…it worked out so well the last time. Haden won’t beat Rogers unless maybe he snaps some more nudes of himself and even then it ain’t happening!
I’ll be honest, apart from last year, I’ve never paid any attention. Thanks for the clarification, though. It was a fun idea, anyway.
The Browns are officially promoting this crap and asking us to vote for him to make they cover. Just another example of how out of touch they are with there fans.
Vote for Haden now, and for Pukelesburger for the win.
VOTE FOR TIM TEBOW… if possible
This might be a new low for this place. It suits you to believe a Madden Curse exists, but not a Wahoo Curse. Beautiful.
This is great, too:
“Luck, jinxes and things of that nature are good in theory, but if they
actually existed, I’d be a rich man because I would use them constantly
for personal gain.”
No metaphysical construct can exist unless Craig Lyndall, Master of the Universe, can manipulate it for his own gain. Learn something new every day.
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