Browns

This Should Be Our Job

LenDale White decided to desecrate the terrible towel.  And, what, exactly do you call a desecrated terrible towel?  An even less gooder terrible towel?  Sadly, I don’t think that Dorsey and the boys are going to be able to deliver such a performance, even against a field of Pittsburgh reserves next week. (Points to banner

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Open Thread: Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals

Time: Today, so I hear Weather: Cold, Windy Line: A Wild Guess Key Injuries: A lot, not including pride Mood: [Yawn, Stretch, Drinks Coffee]

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A Record-Breaking Season for Browns Fans

Though the Browns still have one more home game remaining, you all can take pride in the fact that you actually topped last year’s production!  While the win total may not have exactly – you know – improved, one metric of team “success” did: fan arrests.  Last season, Cleveland Browns stadium saw a vast increase in arrests and

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The Browns Will Win If…

This Sunday is the quintessential “Lipstick on a Pig” game. I find myself fighting the inner battle of “Please, just let the Browns FINALLY SCORE AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN” and “Come on Romeo, just roll over and solidify our draft status. Don’t be a hero.” The Bengals are one of the few teams that (record-wise) have

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Wastes of Jersey

No, this is not a post about a state near New York City.  This, my friends, is a title that could easily summarize a large portion of the souvenire shop at Cleveland Browns Stadium.  It describes the scary things that we all have hanging in our closets next to the skeletons and Tom Cruise (allegedly,

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Skip Bayless May Hate Ohio State…

…But he loves him some Brady Quinn…

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Braylon Edwards: An Ed(wards)itorial

Forgive me for bleeding onto this blog, but sometimes it’s just what we have to do when things warrant an emotional response. And, as I recently told a friend in an e-mail, I know that in general, asking OSU fans to give me a break about something Michigan-related is like, uh, how do you say,

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Braylon Edwards’ Quote of the Day

There comes a time in the life of a sports fan when reality must officially set in.  No, I am not talking about the Browns team being bad.  I mean, they ARE bad.  We know that to be reality.  The reality that I am referencing now is that Braylon Edwards might never be able to

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Steve Heiden, Beau Bell Done for Season

The Plain Dealer’s Tony Grossi gave a brief recap of the damage done in Monday night’s game against the Eagles.  While many players survived the skirmish, a couple did not.  Likely being added to the injured reserve – ultimately ending respective seasons – will be tight end Steve Heiden and rookie linebacker Beau Bell. Heiden

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Shaun Rogers and Joe Thomas: 2008 Pro Bowlers

Per Browns media relations: Cleveland Browns defensive tackle Shaun Rogers and left tackle Joe Thomas have been named to the 2008 AFC Pro Bowl roster, the league announced this afternoon.

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Open Thread: Browns at Philadelphia Eagles

Well, here we are.  The third Monday Night Football game of this wonderful season.  We better enjoy it as the league may not give us another one for about 10 seasons after the shear collapse that the Browns provided.  We already broke down what has to happen for the Browns to win, and you can tell

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Counting Down the Days…

It won’t be long now. In fact, there are only 14 days left until it happens. No, I’m not talking about Christmas. The Browns finish their miserable season against Pittsburgh in 13 days, which means Romeo Crennel will most likely be out of a job in two weeks. Don’t feel too bad for him Cleveland,

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The Browns Will Win If…

Admit it. You missed this. You missed us making fun of the Browns, and somehow some way trying to talk ourselves into courses of action that might produce a Browns win. You sure wish you could quit this. But you can’t. After all, you’re Cleveland fans! The Eagles have been hot and cold this year,

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Kellen Winslow “Loves Being Here?”

In what is shaping up to be one ugly off-season, tight end Kellen Winslow is playing the first cards before the season is even complete.  Sure, it’s mathematically over – and plenty of fans mentally check out weeks ago – but with three games left on the schedule, Winslow is already putting his good-guy car

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A “Sit Down” with Shaun Smith

It just so happens that while we were on server hiatus, I had the chance to shoot a few questions in the general direction of Browns defensive lineman Shuan Smith.  Smith is one of YardBarker’s newest athlete bloggers, and the wonderful folks over at the Y-B threw us a bone during a time of need.

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Joe Jurevicius: Operation #7

There is no denying the impact of the absence of wide receiver Joe Jurevicius.  Sure, he was only supposed to be the third receiver thanks to the “huge” addition of Donte Stallworth.  But with said receiver battling a bevy of injuries on his own, Jurevicius would have been quite a difference-maker in a spot that

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Browns, Cavaliers, Indians

Back in Business

Once again, our apologies for being down for so long. I certainly never imagined it would take a whole week for our domain transfer to go through, but it finally has and we’re now back in business. Thanks to everyone for their patience. We now return you to your regularly scheduled content…

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Bullet Points – Colts vs. Browns – Instantaneous 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

The Browns vs. Colts game could have been so much more this year.  I know that is obvious to all Browns fans, but I mean personally.  My wife grew up in Indy and is a die-hard Colts fan.  She doesn’t really care about the Pacers and she doesn’t gravitate toward any college program in any

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Open Thread: Browns vs. Colts

 Sorry we’re a little late today, but so far, so good. No Bob Sanders, so hopefully that means more running by the Browns. Weather is messy, which favors the Browns as well. Plus, Randy Cross is rocking a SICK moustache today. Colts first play from scrimmage: fumble by Addai, Browns in business at the Indy

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The Browns Will Win If…

Ugh. Turkey coma. Good times. Due to Thanksgiving engagements, I am forgoing my trip up to Cleveland for this game. And, for some reason, I’m not all that sad about it. Having gone to so many games over the years, I’ve had the chance to see Peyton Manning shred our defense on more than one

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