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February 5, 2010Donte Stallworth to Be Reinstated
February 5, 2010The star of everyone’s favorite YouTube clips, and currently injured off-guard, Delonte West will be hosting a shindig this weekend at LUX (Lust Ultra Lounge) in Cleveland’s Warehouse District. And you better have his donuts.
Word of Mouth Promotions will be putting together the event, which will allegedly feature DJ K-Nyce. Mr. Nyce has a MySpace page as well as a Twitter feed if you’re looking to get a sample before you partake.
Valet parking and table service are available, and your “finest attire” is required. We recommend the Mark Price is Right t-shirt – spruce it up with the gray and white stripes. Doors open at 9PM, but if it is like any other event, most folks won’t be congregating until at least 11PM. Getcha pomade ready.
Be there. Be beautiful. Be Zaza.
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You know I’m always being Zaza.
Will there be Doughnuts?
Will there be a place to check concealed firearms?
If the Greater Cleveland Sports Awards ceremony was moved to1 a.m. at LUX, maybe LeBron would show up.
Delonte was born wearin some gators
The SWAG bags will all contain hot sauce. In them.
@3 This should tell you all you need to know:
(I wish someone would teach me how to imbed an image in my comment…)
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this is in more regards to your amazing gear. You may want to address this http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30482873&id=1555269525. Unless of course you are affiliated with him. If not, he is jacking your design.
@7 Very nice, very nice indeed! Perhaps Delonte can have a cover charge to aid his defense fund too. 😉
I’ll bring the Razzburry (what), Iced Tea!!!
Just want to know, why is this news? NBA parties are every night in every city after every game. Oh by the way the Cavs dont need to trade…