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For the Browns, it’s the Frost Bites this Sunday

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A few things we know with absolute certainty, Cleveland:

• The Cleveland Browns are heading to Buffalo, New York, for a Week-15 matchup against Tyrod Taylor and the 6-7 Bills.
• The Browns are currently 0-13, and inching closer and closer to a “perfect,” winless season.
• It’s going to be a cold, snowy Sunday, with temperatures in Buffalo hovering around 20 degrees and a 50% chance of snow.
• The Browns will be wearing white jerseys, brown pants and orange socks for the frigid faceoff.

All things considered, it’s going to be a long Sunday afternoon for Cody Kessler, Hue Jackson and the Browns. Thank God Swagger (and what’s left of the Browns’ fan base) doesn’t travel much for road games.

I’m calling this uniform look, which the team announced via Twitter, the Frost Bites for several reasons. First… well, it’s cold, and it’s going to be even colder spending Sunday afternoon getting pummeled by the Bills in the snow. Secondly, the Browns will be wearing white jerseys, which will blend in nicely with the snow, and finally, let’s face it, this team bites… and not in the way a dog does.

Interestingly enough, of the heels of a seven-point loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 14, some Buffalo fans are calling for coach Rex Ryan to bench starting quarterback Taylor in favor of E.J. Manuel (who?) or former Ohio State Buckeye Cardale Jones to take on the Browns. Isn’t the idea of a fan base—whose team has almost as many wins as losses—being up in arms over facing the Browns just kind of silly?

What would we Cleveland fans give to be sitting 6-7 right now and about to play a winless disaster? Buffalo, if you’re listening, no need to stir up a quarterback controversy. You’re playing the Frost Bites. Everything will be just fine.

As always, here’s your weekly recap of the uniform looks of the Browns’ “perfect” season:

Big Savings for Big Fans at Fanatics.comWeek 1: The Crabby Creamsicles
Jersey: White
Pants: Orange
Socks: Orange
Result: L @ Philadelphia Eagles, 29-10

Week 2: Blandy Corn
Jersey: White
Pants: Brown
Socks: Orange
Result: L vs. Baltimore Ravens, 25-20

Week 3: The Brown ‘n’ Outs
Jersey: Brown
Pants: White
Socks: Orange
Result: L @ Miami Dolphins, 30-24 (OT)

Week 4: The Whipe Outs
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: Brown
Result: L @ Washington Redskins, 31-20

Week 5: Poo Jackson
Jersey: Brown
Pants: Brown
Socks: Brown
Result: L vs. New England Patriots, 33-13

Week 6: Duck, Duck, Lose
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: Orange
Result: L @ Tennessee Titans, 28-26

Week 7: The Puntkins
Jersey: White
Pants: Orange
Socks: Brown
Result: L @ Cincinnati Bengals, 31-17

Week 8: The Battered Barrels
Jersey: Orange
Pants: White
Socks: Brown
Result: L vs. New York Jets, 31-28

Week 9: The Cookie Crumbles
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: Brown
Result: L vs. Dallas Cowboys, 35-10

Week 10: The Pathetic Pasties
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: White
Result: L @ Baltimore Ravens, 28-7

Week 11: The Tic-Tac-D’OH!
Jerseys: Orange
Pants: White
Socks: Orange
Result: L vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 24-9

Week 12: The Lousy Leftovers
Jerseys: Brown
Pants: Orange
Socks: Orange
Result: L vs. New York Giants, 27-13

Week 13: BYE

Week 14: Bengal Bait
Jerseys: Brown
Pants: Brown
Socks: Orange
Result: L vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 23-10

  • RGB

    They should have gone all white, for camouflage in the snow.

  • Hopwin

    I thought RG3 was starting, we swapped out for Kessler?

  • mgbode

    It is colder when you are holding the clipboard than running for your life on the field.

  • Sam Gold

    Duck & cover.

  • Sam Gold

    I have a good feeling about this game.

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  • Allen P

    I’m thinking that sartorially, this is my favorite combo. Title-wise, nothing beats “Poo Jackson.”

  • NankirPhelge

    Maybe every Friday next season the Browns can Tweet out who a player’s favorite movie star is.

    This sorry franchise is about as high school as it gets.

  • Pat Leonard

    Camouflaged from their own quarterback as well 🙂

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  • mgbode

    With RG3 at QB, then there might be a better chance the ball gets thrown to them

  • RGB

    I didn’t say it was a perfect plan.
    Besides, it’s not like BobIII going to hit them anyway.

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