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For the Browns, it’ll be Lousy Leftovers on Sunday

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Whether you spent your Black Friday deal hunting or passing the stuffing, it’s time to wake up and smell the pigskin. We’ve got Browns uniforms to talk about, Cleveland.

In case a food coma caused you to miss it, the team interrupted Thanksgiving night to announce its plans to wear brown jerseys, orange pants, and orange socks on Sunday against the New York Giants:

I’ve got turkey on the brain (who doesn’t?), and this particular ensemble is reminding me of a leftover Thanksgiving feast. Stuffing, carrots, dark meat… it all tastes good on Friday, right?

But come Sunday, those brown and orange leftovers are going to taste (and probably smell) pretty lousy. That’s why I’m calling this look the Lousy Leftovers: No amount of reheating is going to save starter Josh McCown (who is pictured above in the same combination, by the way) and the Browns against Eli Manning and the 7-3 New York Giants… They’re toast.

As always, here’s a reminder of what the Browns have worn—and how they’ve fared—so far this season.

Week 1: The Crabby Creamsicles
Jersey: White
Pants: Orange
Socks: Orange
Result: L @ Philadelphia Eagles, 29-10

Week 2: Blandy Corn
Jersey: White
Pants: Brown
Socks: Orange
Result: L vs. Baltimore Ravens, 25-20

Week 3: The Brown ‘n’ Outs
Jersey: Brown
Pants: White
Socks: Orange
Result: L @ Miami Dolphins, 30-24 (OT)

Week 4: The Whipe Outs
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: Brown
Result: L @ Washington Redskins, 31-20

Week 5: Poo Jackson
Jersey: Brown
Pants: Brown
Socks: Brown
Result: L vs. New England Patriots, 33-13

Week 6: Duck, Duck, Lose
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: Orange
Result: L @ Tennessee Titans, 28-26

Week 7: The Puntkins
Jersey: White
Pants: Orange
Socks: Brown
Result: L @ Cincinnati Bengals, 31-17

Week 8: The Battered Barrels
Jersey: Orange
Pants: White
Socks: Brown
Result: L vs. New York Jets, 31-28

Week 9: The Cookie Crumbles
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: Brown
Result: L vs. Dallas Cowboys, 35-10

Week 10: The Pathetic Pasties
Jersey: White
Pants: White
Socks: White
Result: L @ Baltimore Ravens, 28-7

Week 11: The Tic-Tac-D’OH!
Jerseys: Orange
Pants: White
Socks: Orange
Result: L vs. Pittsburgh Steelers, 24-9

  • humboldt

    I wonder if, at some point, the computer-generated versions of Browns players scampering around in the weekly gifs will gain consciousness and stop allowing themselves to be part of this uniform charade. Even if such a series of events were to lead to them assuming transcendent powers and becoming our robot overlords I would still welcome it

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