Pic: Do you want a Cleveland Browns wedding cake?

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If you want one of the happiest days of your life to remind you of 16 annual not happiest days of your life, then I have the product for you. Etsy is the Wild West of online stores where creativity flies at will. Here’s how the maker of said item describes it.

Looking for a unique and funny, yet still elegant wedding cake topper? Here you go, football fans!

The humorous resin-like bride and groom rest atop a 4 1/2 x 6-inch plastic oval professional cake topper base. The topper stands very roughly 6 inches tall.

The groom has his dazed eyes and thoughts on his team, but the bride is having none of it and is dragging him away from his team helmet and football. Great looks on both of their faces, and there are even “fingernail marks” on the figurine base noting that the groom is being “dragged” away. Too cute!

Happy wife, happy life. Well, maybe if she’s also a Browns fan.


  • mgbode

    Disappointed this is out of plastic and not fondant.