Browns handing out inflatable white flags to fans for Pittsburgh game

You can’t make these things up.

Apparently the Browns are going to be handing out inflatable white flags with the Browns helmet on them for Sunday’s game. Seriously. White flags. Did someone not think this through?

Here is a picture of Chomps with the giveaway. The caption was added by @FakePatShurmur on twitter-

Some jokes write themselves.

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  • Toddyus

    That’s bad, but then again, it least it’s not a towel stained yellow. What would stain a towel yellow..?

  • maxfnmloans

    no way…come on…this is from the Onion, right? RIGHT?

  • JK


  • FearTheRoo

    Should hand these out Saturday for OSU fans too

    Go Michigan!

  • FearTheRoo

    Not a very good argument…Steelers fans could say “what would make jerseys Brown”

  • Stevie Knicks

    I would rather wear a poop or pee stained shirt than raise a white flag…

  • JK

    Here a troll, there a troll, everywhere a troll……. troll

  • RGB


  • 216in614

    Please god tell me this was all in the works before Haslam took over. It’s thing like this that make me think the Brown as an organization just don’t get it.

  • cmm13

    Johnny Intern (upon his return from the promotional giveway store): Uh, hey Mr. Haslam, they were all out of orange towels……. so I grabbed whatever I could find.

  • cmm13

    I enjoy that an Akron fan roots for UM because of the current state of ruins down at “The Roo”.

  • Someone should be at least demoted for this….

  • co811809

    Go Blue!

  • LesFleursDuMal

    Get lost. Go to Swensons and get fat.

  • Roosevelt

    Read a criminal case with the following quote in it. None of my Facebook friends found it amusing at all, so I hope at least someone here will get a kick out of it.

    “She told them that she had just been raped… [The assailant was], approximately six feet tall… was wearing a black jacket with the name “Big Ben” printed in yellow letters on the back…”

    Unfortunately the quote is not what it seems like. It’s from a case called New York v. Quarles (US 1980).

  • Big Z

    That is just ridiculous. Browns win on Sunday, though!

  • The_Real_Shamrock

    LoL raise the white flag!

  • i hope they actually beat the steelers #HAWKS