2012 Cleveland Browns Schedule Released (For Real)
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April 17, 2012Gotta love this time of year when everyone pretends like they can count wins and losses based on some preconceived notions of what teams are and what they will be for 17 straight weeks! NFL.com isn’t very optimistic about the Browns chances.
Let’s play “Find the win so the Browns can avoid going 0-16.” They’ll be huge underdogs in every game they play against much more talented teams except for these two: an away tilt at Indianapolis in October, where Andrew Luck may have his sea legs under him; and a home game against the Redskins in mid-December. Cleveland could realistically be 0-13 headed into that one.
Just remember when the Browns were supposed to roll the Tampa Bay Bucs in 2010 and how the Browns were supposed to get stomped by the Colts last year. Peyton Manning gets injured and the Buccaneers had a breakout year reminiscent of the Browns in 2007 when they beat the Browns to open the year in 2010. There are a lot of hands to be dealt between now and the end of the NFL season. The Browns could be 0-13, but it ain’t likely.
The Browns have an uphill battle, but this feels a bit like trolling. I guess it is my fault for answering…
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You nailed the slogan! Well done. It has been escaping us for weeks, like Pablo Escobar, but you located it and brought it to justice.
Lay flat for Matt!
I really like Stephen Hill as well, but most people keeps saying he’s a “project” more than the other top 5 WR’s in the draft. He has huge upside though… I wouldn’t be upset if we landed him in the 3rd round .
I can’t get through them. They’re like the boat scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder, circa 1971). Every time I wade in, I start having flashbacks/hallucinations, wherein I’m in a quiet Iraqi village, minding my own business, watching COL Kurtz and CPT Willard arm wrestle over a chicken head, when suddenly the Ride of the Valkyries starts pounding in my brain and I’m cowering behind a hedgehog on Omaha beach looking for either (a) Bluebonnet “Boss” Spearman or (b) Forrest Gump/Jim Lovell to lead me to the safety of the shingle, while Roger Maris provides covering fire from his sniper rifle, muttering scriptural references the whole time.
I assume you mean semi-automatic. 🙂
I was holding out, I apologize. My SCAR-H and I will be kicking @$$ and taking names.
i said i miss printed on need five pro bowlers if you would of read my other posts…….how can a o-line affect a rb well leroy hoard lloked great the one year running behind a very ggod o-line in t-bone jones and steve everette ang gang…..the jets back rb greene looked very talented running behind fergusion,mangold, and gang………i may or may not be stupid on school or classes but im a geniuos when it comes to football. go a head and pick richardson or blackmon i promise with those og’s and rt no matter how great they are will have zero time to do anything and some people maybe you maybe not will cry bust….no are line stinks……games are won and lost up front period. always have ,i dont make the laws of science i just know it from the very first snap ever taken to now.
yes my computer locks up and prints half my letters.congrats on being rich and smart. congrats on me having a hotter wife.
pick blackmoon and richardson and lose another ten yaer courney brown caller…….half the city screamed for the one game stopper… the only game was impressive to me when he played against produe…i can go on and on…..arnt you sick like me of having crappy players. or players that dont havbe a chance because are line stinks
“[W]ith all the respect and no disrespect attended,” this was the best:
“we would win the line of scrimmage,mulling people,bulling people,knocking the snot out of people and smashing them in there teeth,while playing hard nose smash mouth football.”
It’s better than Henry V’s speech upon St. Crispin’s day. I could easily loose some arrows at French nobility on the field of Agincourt with inspiration like that. (Granted, it doesn’t take much.)
Okay, enough piling on. I need to stop bulling.
Sorry. I’m done now. I don’t need enemies.
what? poor drafting is why we have sucked. Alex Mack and Phil Taylor who look quite capable at their jobs are not.
we should have gotten much more from the Jets in that trade, but the other reason it failed was we completely busted on the rest of it (outside Mack).
the trade with the Falcons is working out pretty well so far.
but great wr’s,rb’s can be had every round was my point
Aha! There is hope in you 🙂
computer locks up and prints half my words ,letters ban have to hit it over and over plus my fingers are fat and hit multi letters
that’s because when he plans on marching on Berea he wants to the FO to know it’s personal and you just don’t get that with AKs.
Stick around. We’re going for an even 200.
So it is Daboll…and Daboll alone…who has the power to save us all from certain impending doom…but at the same time possesses the power to keep the Browns in football purgatory forever.
Of all the people, I never would have guessed it was him.
+1 million for the Barry Pepper reference.
We do have a problem, though. As Harv-21 just reminded us, the Dreamboat-beefcake Quinn is also in the room. We might be back to square one on the awesomeness singularity thing – but if my calculations are correct, we will at least get our franchise QB. The universe will have imploded, but we’ll have our QB.
“………i may or may not be stupid on school or classes but im a geniuos when it comes to football.” [elipses in original]
BTW, that’s not hollyw, that’s from Andrew Luck’s leaked wonderlic.
[is it working yet?]
Boom, roasted!
doubly funny when you think about how the USC song girls celebrate victories (with the sword on the ladder thing – not later)
like a midget at a urinal
That is true.
Oh, Lord. Forgot about him. There’s no way out of this now…
(Note to self: finish building inter-dimensional transport device and stock up on food reserves prior to Dec. 9th game vs. Chiefs. Life will probably depend on it.)
I know what you mean, it brought me back to that terrible day of the Great LaRouche frog/toad massacre, the bodies, the bodies everywhere and Portnoy and Hodgepodge standing there with looks of bewildered satisfaction on their face, what could have made them do it? The flouridated water! It must have been, because while a man may hold tight his soul through such a crime he surely would lose his essence and flouridation is at the root of the loss of essence. And do you know when Cleveland started flouridating their water? 1963. 1963!! Model fires Paul Brown Kennedy returns to Zenon and you expect me to believe this is some coincidence? Not me my eyes are open oh lord I want to be in that number when the Saints go over there! Oh Over There!!
I’m sorry I’ll stop now too.
I love that you brought up Kurtz because the first thing I actually thought of was “I’ve seen the horror. Horrors that you’ve seen…”
Beautiful Homer Simpson allusion. Sublime.
i’m gonna screw it up with this post and it’ll be 201. just like how the gas pump goes 1cent over
KC needs to sign Braylon Edwards to complete the loop
sure they “can” as can great “OTs” but you are much more likely to find greatness in the 1st round and the most likely in the top10.
You should never top-off. Just let it run until full. I mean, it’s not like paying $115.22 per fill-up is all that different from $115.00.
Yea but tangents like this shouldn’t count! Wait a second, nevermind. 😉
If we didn’t go on tangents, we’d have nothing to go on!!
could always hop on a co-sine function
could always hop on a co-sine function
now that my budget is in XLS I do, but when it was on paper it was sure nice to have that even ledger column
now that my budget is in XLS I do, but when it was on paper it was sure nice to have that even ledger column
What do you know about the “later”?
Please tell! This will surely get us over that 200 mark!
What do you know about the “later”?
Please tell! This will surely get us over that 200 mark!
One of the finest actors currently, er, . . . acting.
You sir, know your Simpsons.
Well, only the good stuff. I stopped watching about 10 years ago – about the same time I stopped laughing.
I prefer sine qua non.
its football not class time at harvard
got a piece of junk computor it locks up and won’t go back or do much….my brother can tear one up and bulid it back together but me not very coputer savy yes computer was spelled wrong give me money for my writings and i will fix it, im not working for free it is what it is
true,and yes if you see a gem,silver,and gold you take it………you don’t leave it on the ground and say ,someone else needs this,i want the bronze and look to dig for other gold and silver down the road.because more than likley you dont know where to dig and you will get dirt……….point is you see the best player kalil…pick him….at pick 22 see the best player pick him…….its not running billion dollar organization like the people are making fun of my spelling but its football,a game,a game ive watched on every snap of every team in college and pro’s that i can ever scince i was a baby and pops took me to my first game….make fun of me all you want,i dont hate anyone ,i just want are team to stop being smoked and blown off the line of scrimmage,yes my spelling is incorrect this computer is garbage…………if we pick blackmon and rishardson who is going to block,not to be mean but pinkston,lauovo,cousins stink……….i said we need 5 pro bowlers with this schdule because we stnk but a good to great line is very important…..
Have morphed from arched brow to stifled sob to big fan in just hours, hollywbrutha. Got to me with the hot wife/locked computer retorts.
Go on, working class hero, preach.
cousins,pinkston,lauvou…..and use to be pashos was a huge reason we stunck….i bet you if we both had a football team i could pick a far better team then you because the guts of your team…o-line,d-line,secondary,and qb….no guts no glory….stupid in school maybe maybe not but football i know more then most
got beat up alot huh
your computor locked up to with anyways lets all talk shcrap…just saying,i guess it happens to everyone….stupid is as stupid does…run forest run