Chris Perez, Carlos Santana and fun with captions

(Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)

Last night on the WFNY Facebook page I posted the following picture, asked for captions and told everyone to “keep it clean!”

(Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)

Greg Pennypacker ‎
“hey chris…this crowd thinks we’re going to win this game easy…”
“make it close?”
“make it close.”

Collin Jones
“This is what Brian Wilson’s beard looks like.”

Brad Hollo
“The blackbird flies at midnight!” – “what does that mean again?!”

Kyle Hakkarainen
“wanna scare the fans into thinking i might blow a save?”
“yeah, let’s do it”

Cody Miller
Santana-“This isn’t the California Penal league Perez, so cut the crybaby stuff!”

Austen Gray
“Hey, Carlos, I’m gonna try to blow the save.”

Brandon Webb
“Dude, I already ordered delivery. Finish this up so I can go eat my pizza.”

Jay Butcher
I forgot to brush, me too!

Andrew Milligan
“You lick the inside of your glove when your nervous ? Yeah, me too”

Robbie Schneider
Santana: “No… I don’t think they like your Bob Wickman/Joe Borowski imitation at all, Chris.”

CJ O’Leary
“Forget the curve ball, Perez. Throw him the heater.”

Rebekah Milford
Santana: “You’re methodology is more questionable than Kyra Sedgwick’s”

Trevor Jackson
Santana: Perez? Is that your real last name?

Matt Olschlager
Santana: I can’t wait till the dolans re-locate us to a city that will draw more than 12 people to a game.

Mark Szczepanik
“Whoa! Mine smells like apricots too!”

Gabriel Venditti
Does your glove smell like your mom too?

You know what? I’m not so sure if that last one kept it clean or not. Thanks for playing along and thanks for helping us reach the 2000 “likes” plateau on our Facebook page. We’ve spent a long time trying to figure out how to make it more than just a link dump. Hope it continues to be an interesting place to visit as well as WFNY.

  • MrCleaveland

    Chris, take a look over at Lowe pacing around the dugout. You’re really making him sweat.

  • Harv 21

    “It’s hanging out of your right nostril … your other right, Einstein.”

  • Vindictive_Pat

    “I’ve got the money… you got the stuff?”

  • Garry_Owen

    He definitely doesn’t have the stuff. 

  • BenRM

    I’m no Dat Phan, but some of those were pretty un-funny. 

    Others, however, were awesome. 

  • New_prodigy

    – “Take your glove away from your mouth, I can’t hear you.”

    – “What’d you say?  I can’t hear you, take your glove away from your mouth.”

  • Peter Simko

    The Brian Wilson beard one gets my vote!

  • From now on let’s only speak in haikus.

  • MrCleaveland

    Okay, on the count of three, glove hand down, other hand up. Ready? One, two . . .